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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million “Non-Woke” Movie

May 10, 2024

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In an unprecedented collaboration set to shake up Hollywood, Kevin Costner has handpicked Roseanne Barr as the leading actress for his ambitious $500 million film...

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Breaking: Jason Aldean Rejects $500 Million Music Collaboration With Taylor Swift, “Her Music Is Woke, No Thanks”

May 3, 2024

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In the realm of music collaborations, notable figures frequently join forces to create something remarkable. However, when aligning with artists whose beliefs don’t align, even...

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Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects Marvel’s $1.7 Billion ‘Woke’ Movie Offer, Says “Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed”

May 3, 2024

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In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heartthrob Keanu Reeves has made headlines by firmly rejecting a jaw-dropping $1.7 billion offer from Marvel Studios. The...

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Whoopi Goldberg Stands in Support of Beyoncé, Vows to Leave the US with Her, “Beyoncé Is Country, I Can Assure You”

May 1, 2024

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In a surprising turn of events, Whoopi Goldberg has announced her decision to leave the United States in solidarity with Beyoncé, who recently revealed her...

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Breaking: Elon Musk Launches New ‘Non-Woke’ Social Media Platform to Compete with Meta

April 30, 2024

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Elon Musk, renowned for his ventures in space exploration and electric vehicles, is now entering the realm of social media. His latest endeavor aims to...

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Breaking: Beyoncé’s New Country Album Disqualified From Grammy’s Album Of The Year Nomination

April 30, 2024

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In an unexpected twist in the music industry, Beyoncé’s latest album, Cowboy Carter, has been disqualified from the prestigious Grammy’s Album of the Year category....

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Breaking: Riley Gaines Wins $50 Million Lawsuit Against NCAA for Unfair Medal Distribution, “A Victory Against Wokeness”

April 27, 2024

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In a landmark legal battle that has captured widespread attention within the sports community, swimmer Riley Gaines has emerged triumphant in her lawsuit against the...

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Breaking: Keanu Reeves to Host 96th Oscar Awards, Jimmy Kimmel Banned for Life Due to Wokeness

April 25, 2024

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In a surprising turn of events, Keanu Reeves, renowned for his roles in iconic films like “The Matrix” and “John Wick,” has been announced as...

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Breaking: Ronnie Milsap Criticizes Beyoncé, “She’s a Fraudster, Not a Real Country Artist”

April 25, 2024

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In an unexpected clash of cultures, country music icon Ronnie Milsap has sparked controversy with his outspoken criticism of Beyoncé’s foray into country music with...

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Breaking: Country Music Association Fines Beyoncé $5 Million for Being a “Dress-Up Country Artist”, “She Ain’t Got The Country Roots”

April 23, 2024

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In an unexpected development, the Country Music Association (CMA) has imposed a substantial fine of $5 million on Beyoncé for her alleged attempt to present...