Month: May 2024

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Breaking: Harrison Butker’s Jersey Sales Spike as Fans Rally Around His Stand for Free Speech

May 23, 2024

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In an era where athletes are increasingly seen not just for their sports prowess but also for their roles as public figures, Harrison Butker, the...

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Breaking: Beyoncé Thrown Out Of Country Music Hall of Fame, ‘It’s For Country People, Not Dress-Up Clowns.’

May 16, 2024

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In a surprising twist, the Country Music Hall of Fame has imposed a lifetime ban on pop icon Beyoncé, citing concerns over her perceived lack...

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Breaking: Denzel Washington and Clint Eastwood Join Forces to Launch Non-Woke Movie Production Studio

May 10, 2024

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In an exciting development for the film industry, Hollywood icons Denzel Washington and Clint Eastwood have teamed up to establish a new movie production studio...

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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million “Non-Woke” Movie

May 10, 2024

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In an unprecedented collaboration set to shake up Hollywood, Kevin Costner has handpicked Roseanne Barr as the leading actress for his ambitious $500 million film...

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Breaking: Jason Aldean Rejects $500 Million Music Collaboration With Taylor Swift, “Her Music Is Woke, No Thanks”

May 3, 2024

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In the realm of music collaborations, notable figures frequently join forces to create something remarkable. However, when aligning with artists whose beliefs don’t align, even...

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Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects Marvel’s $1.7 Billion ‘Woke’ Movie Offer, Says “Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed”

May 3, 2024

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In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heartthrob Keanu Reeves has made headlines by firmly rejecting a jaw-dropping $1.7 billion offer from Marvel Studios. The...

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Whoopi Goldberg Stands in Support of Beyoncé, Vows to Leave the US with Her, “Beyoncé Is Country, I Can Assure You”

May 1, 2024

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In a surprising turn of events, Whoopi Goldberg has announced her decision to leave the United States in solidarity with Beyoncé, who recently revealed her...

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